Night Vale: Condos Blog-A-Long

Hi there! I really wanted to do a tweet-a-long for quite some time. The last time I did it was in 2012, I think, and that was for an episode of Ambridge Extra (if you want to read that post, please click here). I was considering doing a tweet-a-long to the pilot episode of Star-Crossed, but decided against it as I haven't watched the show yet. Nothing jumped out at me, till I treated myself to this very special episode of Welcome to Night Vale, a podcast I love!

So, if you want to join in, either click here for iTunes or here for Night Vale Wiki and there will be links to find it elsewhere online. And, after listening to it, you want to subscribe to the podcast, please click here! Or here! That would be cool of you.

Now, enough talk! Let's click play!

0:08 - "At last, we are alone!" Oh Cecil, you sweettalker you. Many fans wish you would say that to them and them alone. 
0:50- "Condos for sell!"
1:30- "One local realtor, speaking under the condition of anonymity, and from within the belly of a grazing deer..." Insert bad job here...
2:21 - "...the deer got spook and ran away." *snorts with laughter*
3:00 - "Everyone is there." And I'm back in secondary school, being THAT kid again. 
3:35 - "Leann Hart, Publishing Editor of the Night Vale Daily Journal, who was holding a bloodied hatchet, in case she came across any bloggers or online journalists who might threaten her grip on the printed word." Ok, maybe it's a good thing I didn't join the line, after all...
3:44 - "Carlos the Scientist" [Insert fangirl screams here]
4:13 - "Carlos is totally my boyfriend!"

And with this, the fandom dies of happiness!

6:20 - "Is that a condo? Is that a condo?"

6:37 - No way! 

7:23 - The Great Question: Will a spine buy you a condo? (Maybe this will help with next month's rent... Awaits answer)

7:53 - Ooooh! That's a Scientist! Knowing that might mean I can understand Brian Cox more...

8:23 - CARLOS!!!

8:50 - Who has a fear of spiders now? *sees whole fandom's hands shoot up* 

8:57 - "I'm very into science." Aren't we all, Cecil?

9:10 - "Every time you're on..."

10:13 - "I love... no, no, no, you go."

YOU CAN'T ALMOST SAY I LOVE YOU! YOU CAN'T, GOD DAMN IT!

10:40 - "Let's talk about your health." ARE YOU KIDDING ME, CECIL?! 

12:05 - And now I want to rush online and check out if I'm healthy. Thanks, Cecil. Thanks a bunch.

12:10 - "The Condos are here!" *hides under the sofa with the throat spiders* 

14:45 - Is it safe to come out yet?

15:04 - The Faceless Old Woman Who Lives In Your Home has turned up! And she moved Cecil's coffee.... She and I could NEVER be friends...

16:25 - "This world will simply talks itself to death." Cheerful soul, isn't she?

17:05 - Ah, Cecil. She says beware and you, like all of the fandom is going "WHAT DID HE MEAN!?" 

17:35 - Out of coffee? What kind of host are you?!

17:47 - "Picture a car..."

"No, you're doing it wrong. Try again."

19:50 - WE DID IT!!! THEY CAN'T TAKE US ALL TO COURT, RIGHT?! 

22:15 - A SPINE CAN BUY YOU A CONDO!!! I can now sleep easily at nights now.

23:49 - "Was that a condo?" 

25:30 - Oh, hello Hiram McDonald - you five-headed dragon, you! Er... hello to you and you and you and you and you - wait! I said hi to you already! Sorry about that. 

26:08 - Oh, that head sounds like Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. 

26:46 - "My favorite memory." ... David Cameron? Is that you trying to be hip with us? 

29:00 - 

31:06 - THAT WORKS! Well... sorta. Kinda. Maybe... 

32:57 - Oh, really? What was your first clue?

35:44 - "Tuesday. Oh, you don't ever want to know..."

36:12 - CARLOS IS BACK!!! SO HAPPY AND... WAIT! Something's wrong here...

36:27 - The shippers are now reacting like this:

36:35 - NO!NONONONO!

37:22 - The shippers are now screaming. Or is that the voices in my head...? 

37:43 - SAVE HIM! And now, since I saw this gif, I can imagine Cecil doing this...

Ok, Cecil in my head is a little sexy... SH! Tell no one... 

37:55 - THE WEATHER!!! WHO WANTS MUSIC?

39:37 - They can't kill off Carlos? They won't, will there...

40:20 - No... they won't. They won't kill our hearts... 

40:45 - They going to kill him. They're going to kill Carlos. I fear the worse, Night Vale... And am reacting badly...

41:59 - Traffic's over! We'll find our if the writers have destroyed our hearts or not... 

42:20 - DAMN IT, FACELESS OLD WOMAN! WE DON'T WANT YOU!!!

42:30 - Looks over my shoulder now, fearful...

42:45 - BUG SPRAY YOUR CEILINGS!!! 

44:22 - Who else thinks this is the Faceless Old Woman's life story? 

44:41 - Me thinks the Faceless Old Woman lies...

45:02 - YOU WITCH! [insert a B instead of a W]

45:35 - HE'S BACK! Now, tell us EVERYTHING!!! NOW!!!

 - Mountains! 

49:31 - THAT'S OUR CECIL!!! Of course, he would do that!

52:32 - 

51:39 - The fandom explodes. 

51:51 - The word of the day is "Neat"

52:22 - "Only belongs to us." DID YOU TELL EACH OTHER YOU LOVED EACH OTHER?! DID YOU?! 

52:30 - YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL US?! SERIOUSLY!!!

54:05 - "Stay tune next for a round of applause, followed by silence and departure."

54:26 - "Good night, Night Vale. Good night."

54:40 - Oh, I am so a fan of this. And I don't care!

DONE! Took nearly 2 hours to do this, but I don't care! Was weirdly fun! I hope you loved the show and mildly liked this/the gifs used! Oh, I haven't felt this emotional drained since episode 25: One Year Later (my fave episode of the show EVER!)

Anyway, normal book blogging will return soon. PROMISE! To, let's leave you with... goodnight, Internet. Goodnight...

PS - I NEED THIS TEE IN MY LIFE. *flutters eyelashes at any one who wants to pay P&P for me...* 

PPS - And this is why there MUST BE A NIGHTVALE TOUR IN THE UK!!! I will drop everything to go to a London/Essex event! PLEASE!!!!